The Hula Hula Boys 
Warren Zevon

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I saw her leave the luau 
With the one who parked the cars 
And the fat one from the swimming pool 
They were swaying arm in arm 
I could hear the ukuleles playing
Down by the sea 
She's gone with the hula hula boys 
She don't care about me
She's gone with the hula hula boys 
She don't care about me 

They're singing,
Ha'ina 'ia mai ana ka puana
  (everybody sing the chorus together now!) or
Ha'ina 'ia mai ana ka puana 
  (get to the point...cut to the chase)
Ha'ina 'ia mai ana ka puana 
Ha'ina 'ia mai ana ka puana

Yesterday she went to see 
The Polynesian band 
But she came home with her hair all wet 
And her clothes all filled with sand 
I didn't have to come to Maui 
To be treated like a jerk 
How do you think I feel 
When I see the bellboys smirk 
And I can hear the ukuleles playing 
Down by the sea 
She's gone with the hula hula boys 
She don't care about me 
They're signing,

Ha'ina 'ia mai ana ka puana 
Ha'ina 'ia mai ana ka puana 
Ha'ina 'ia mai ana ka puana 
Ha'ina 'ia mai ana ka puana
Ha'ina 'ia mai ana ka puana 
Ha'ina 'ia mai ana ka puana